Hot from the grapevine

Well, actually from Bergerac, the airport that is rather than the grapevine. Read on because you just ain't gonna believe this ...

Bergerac airport is closed today for all flights. No, not because of the general, one day strike of civil servants protesting about possible retirement and pension changes, that' this coming Wednesday. This time it is an air traffic control dispute.

Bergerac airport has one, yes just one, air traffic controller. He decided this morning that he is withdrawing his labour due to a recently introduced flight landing at 0730 a.m. and is objecting to being forced to get up early because of this new arrival. As yet it is unclear as to the possible duration of this independent action, potentially could last days ...

Aha, I hear you cry! He is surely in breach of contract and therefore should be dismissed from his position. Good thinking Batman - unfortunately this guy is a fonctionaire, a civil servant, and as such dismissal is as likely as Ed Balls becoming Prime Minister tomorrow. Should dismissal occur then the possible wave of sympathy strikes is too awful to even contemplate virtually ensuring the lone strikers job security.

Of course there are and will be knock-on effects. A flight due in from Southampton at 1300 this afternoon has been diverted to Bordeaux airport some 120km west of Bergerac. Unfortunately there is not a landing slot available there until midnight tonight so coaches will be provided to transfer hapless passengers to Bergerac airport arriving there around 0130.

What a way to ru(i)n a country ...